After spending some time in Asheville last weekend, the inner rebel in me was inspired to change my clothing styles, if temporarily. I want to shock, cause people to question my sanity just by looking at my clothing, and get everyone's respect for looking unique and eccentric. Hipster will not do it. Outdoors/rustic will not do it. Not even the long flowy skirts of the hippies will produce these sentiments in towns like Asheville (I believe the idea could be generalized to Flagstaff, NM and Krabi, Thailand, I should add). No, it has been decided: next time I go to Asheville, it will have to be in a SUIT. Only then can I stand out and collect the stares.